Poetic Bloomings colloquialisms

Jingle Bells Alzheimer’s Version

 Dashing through the doodad
In a one hickey open thingamajigger
O'er the thingies we go
Laughing all the way

Gizmos on dillybobs ring
Making whatchamacallits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A thingamajiggering doohickey tonight

Oh, jingle gizmos, jingle gizmos
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one hickey open thingamajigger

Jingle gizmos, jingle gizmos
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one hickey open thingamajigger

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a thingamajig
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my whatsit

The hickey was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a drifted thingamabob
And then we got upset

Oh, jingle gizmos, jingle gizmos
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one hickey open thingamajigger