Monday, March 23, 2015

Phoenix Rising anti poem

Contraction Ban

My husband says
I am getting smartified,
going to college,
but more like mystified,
because I cannot use contractions,
which is just plain silly.

Just think of how many unnecessary
words I will use because
I will not be able to use contractions.
When I am done with college
you will see that
I will use contractions.

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