PAD 19 thing

Wrinkle Release

House work is not my cup of tea.

I’ll tell you what’s been a blessing for me.

It’s brought to my mind a little peace.

Just a spray bottle of wrinkle release.

I don’t have to iron, just spray it on,

And like magic the wrinkles are gone.

I take it with me wherever I travel

So of crumpled clothes I can’t cavil.

But I’ll tell you something funny I did.

It may make you laugh like a little kid.

One day, when the air was stinky and stale,

I thought deodorizer would improve the smell.

So I spayed it from the front to the back,

But then I discovered this startling fact.

I hadn’t sprayed air freshener at all,

But the wrinkle release up and down the hall.

It wasn’t deodorizer that I had sprinkled,

but at least now my carpet’s not wrinkled.